My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.
by Twodutchmary February 9, 2021
Get the Tilted Hatmug. by Penis VanLesbian July 24, 2025
Get the jersey hat trickmug. A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021
Get the Cat in the hatmug. A penetrative sex act involving three people, performed on a beach and deliberately incorporating so much sand that the friction could cause a bonfire.
"Why is Sarah walking like John Wayne?"
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
"Her insides were sandblasted during the desert hat-trick she scored with Brad and Cody last night."
by DilfRider July 5, 2025
Get the Desert Hat-trickmug. by Elver Gallarga June 4, 2022
Get the Wearing hats with haircutmug. by Shnoiken September 8, 2022
Get the Ikea bucket hatmug. by e-boybeater April 17, 2023
Get the Roll hatsmug.