Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.
Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?
By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.
You may now diss the bride. Amen.
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?
By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.
You may now diss the bride. Amen.
by bitchuck September 8, 2024
Get the holy acrimonymug. When you eat out a Christian girl on her period (aka) her body is the bread and her blood is the wine.
by Savedbythebell October 28, 2017
Get the The Holy Sacraficemug. by sfdhjsakl July 10, 2023
Get the holy ballsmug. The apex of Heterosexual pleasure which consists of (in no particular order) ejaculating into a woman’s anus, vagina and mouth all in the span of one night. A challenging, persistent, and rewarding act to which only a few men hold.
by Ragerod June 9, 2022
Get the The Holy Trinitymug. When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"
Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"
Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"
Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"
Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"
Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"
Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"
Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"
Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"
Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"
Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"
Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"
Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"
Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"
Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"
Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"
Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"
Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
Get the Head Like A Holy Water Mellencampmug. Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!
by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003
Get the Holy Yabbo'smug. Angry Exclaimation.
by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011
Get the Holy Cat Shit!mug.