Demi van ham

She is my classmate, we will become famous together that’s why she's in the dictionary 💯😍💯💯💯

We will be demi van ham😩

by SAndraForthewin November 21, 2021

City Ham

City ham is a term used in some parts of the United States for any bougie, silly man, lightly cured of distasteful behavior, which must be kept at a distance to preserve it. It is generally used to get "wet cured", that is injected with or soaked in a brine solution containing high concentrations of salts.

"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"

"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."

by DudeManBruhh March 16, 2022

Hairy Hams

Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.

Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams

by Devljm May 12, 2014

ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.

My bud Kelly is a ham slice

by Tingly August 24, 2023

Ham tanking

Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.

1: I was trying to read the paper when

suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.

2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.

by Freckle Newt February 15, 2024

Ham Jibblets

Another description for testicles.

Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?

by 3:51PM March 28, 2008

Ham Rattle

Noun: A woman's flesh hole with which she jangles one's man meat.

Verb: The act of getting one's member shaken and stirred by a woman's hatchet wound.

Noun: Her ham rattle smells like old, sharp cheddar cheese.

Verb: Steve and Amanda ham rattled from dusk till dawn.

by The Virgin Ear Rapist July 31, 2010