sib-friend

when a friend becomes fully integrated into your family

when sib-friends talk to each other: how's mom doing?
...imma live in your basement

by mox+gam November 29, 2020

Friending Rampage

A term for friending anyone and anything on Facebook. Usually these rampages occur when drunk or high and home alone. It also helps if the one being friended has a hot profile picture.

Gary: "Dude when did you get so many facebook friends?"
Me: "I had a Friending Rampage after one too many beers last night."

by Jemaine924 August 29, 2011

douglas friend

Parkour maniac , doesnt even know what deadlift is , but claims he can do 800 pounds

Wow , douglas friend just face planted trying to parkour into the foam pit!

by bobthemanlyturd101 October 7, 2013

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016

Friends with Ellis

Being in the Swinger Lifestyle, Swingers

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 2: Who is Ellis?
Couple 1: Just someone we met recently. Thought you might know them.

Couple 1: Are you Friends with Ellis?
Couple 3: Absolutely, we've been friends for years!
Couple 1: Sweet! All our other friends are vanilla. What's your favorite club?

by Owl_Lady November 16, 2018

Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

Friend Consolidation

The act of taking a prearranged hang-out time with one or more friends, and folding / inviting more, previously unmentioned and usually unnaproved friends to come along. Typically this is done because the "friend consolidator" has found somebody they find more interesting to go to the same event with but don't want to break plans and be an @ss, or because they are flakey and forgot the original plans in the first place.

Person1: "Hi, this is my new and far more interesting friend, hope you don't mind if he/she tags along to your Birthday Party!"
Person2: "Of course i mind! What a shameless act of Friend Consolidation! :("

by PJRandDGH August 16, 2008