Life.
Me: I got no life.
Friend: Of course you do
Me: THEN WHY IS THE FRIDGE EMPTY
Me: I NEED FOOD MAN. ITS MY LIFE.
Friend: Of course you do
Me: THEN WHY IS THE FRIDGE EMPTY
Me: I NEED FOOD MAN. ITS MY LIFE.
by @Miss Weeaboo August 28, 2016
Get the food mug.Food that you eat in the meanwhile when you are cooking, that makes you not hungry after you finished cooking.
I wasn't hungry when my burger was done because of meanwhile food, but I ate it anyway and now I'm stuffed.
by austin1011231 November 14, 2016
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Get the food boob mug.It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.
Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!
by Not a Russian December 2, 2016
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Get the tank food mug.When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."
by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015
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