food

Life.

Me: I got no life.
Friend: Of course you do
Me: THEN WHY IS THE FRIDGE EMPTY
Me: I NEED FOOD MAN. ITS MY LIFE.

by @Miss Weeaboo August 28, 2016

meanwhile food

Food that you eat in the meanwhile when you are cooking, that makes you not hungry after you finished cooking.

I wasn't hungry when my burger was done because of meanwhile food, but I ate it anyway and now I'm stuffed.

by austin1011231 November 14, 2016

food boob

when you eat so much food that you get an extra boob
food boob can also be called 'foob'

jose-maria: jamie ate so much food that she got a food boob

by baracklover November 23, 2016

russian food

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

tank food

when u get in a tank that your friend drive so u can eat IRL and still get the xp.

(While gaming) Damn I´m hungry, I need to get some tank food.

by BattelfieldGamer December 20, 2016

Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

Food whore

Some one who gives love to anyone who cooks for them or supplies them with food.

"aw love her she cooked for me"
"your such a food whore"

by PrettyInPink# March 12, 2016