A drypiss is one who is insolent and acts out of accordance like a shithead in almost every situation. They are unaware of the many consequences that lie before them. In a simpler term, they are just the biggest dickheads you will ever encounter.
Tony screwed my wife the other day and lied about to me. He screwed my daughter too. Tony , you are just the biggest fucking drypiss mate.
by AyyyyyBeeeee December 11, 2017
Get the drypiss mug.A Kirkland Drymount is where someone in Costco intentionaly or non-intentionally rubs up on you or someone else. Usually when its busy and jam packed with people.
"Dude, I just gave this really smokin hot chick a Kirkland Drymount at Costco today when I was shopping in bulk with my Wife."
"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."
"OMG! This guy just gave me a Kirkland Drymount, omg look, that one over there, the balding one in the bomber jacket torn jeans and platform boots. Yeah, I feal so violated... I think I'm gonna cry..."
by Anonomystical March 18, 2009
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When your dryer gets so horny with its large load that it orgasms, banging on the wall and groaning loud enough to wake the neighbors. Quick Solution: it needs to be turned off then on again.
by L o p January 27, 2011
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Helena: Okay drythia, calm down now
Helena: Okay drythia, calm down now
by Brainful March 24, 2021
Get the Drythia mug.The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021
Get the under the Dryer mug.Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
by Gajapidi March 18, 2014
Get the blow dryer poopie mug.A serious condition of intense dryness of the eyeballs, opposite to Moist-Balls. The dryballee may experience great discomfort of the eyeballs, particularly in windy conditions. It is often a recurring condition, though it can be treated with eye-drops or human tears.
"Hey man, what's with the squint?"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
"Oh doood I've got a nasty case of dryeballs"
"Yeah you should get some Murine for those bad boys"
by aquariumbat May 19, 2009
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