Sprinkler Dick

When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.

Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?

Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.

by RJH2 December 3, 2016

dick chi

The energy derived in the male external genitalia, which, during sexual intercourse, is reverberated into the female genitalia, causing excessive lubrication and, in some cases, female orgasm. In these cases, dick chi is polarized into pussy chi.

I'm tired. Your pussy stole my dick chi!
Pussy chi
Chi
Balls
Sex
Orgasm
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Pussy

by DickChiMaster February 3, 2014

a nice dicking

being penetrated pleasurably by a skilled gentleman

Friend: I'm so frustrated in my daily life!
Me: Well maybe all you really need is a nice dicking!

by mr. woodcock July 4, 2012

Cheetoh Dick

What happens when you fap immediately after eating Chester's.

He was about to get some head but he had some crazy cheetoh dick going on.

by joemammy September 3, 2016

Dick-Squirty

A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.

Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Dicks are down

A motivational phrase uttered right before an action. Mainly used by a group of bros, to give an advanced warning signal to all that an action is about to happen, and then the reward for the action will be reaped (e.g. post work beers...).

Common in usage to "let's roll".

*near the end of a grueling work-day*
Joe: Can't wait to finish this report!
Tom: Yeah Man, dicks are down - let's finish this and go to the pub!

by phemer March 7, 2010

A punch in the dick

(negative expression)

1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.

2. A task which is very difficult to do.

Tomorrow's exam is going to be a punch in the dick

by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015