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living dead dad

A dead - beat dad who decides to step in and fuck everything up so he can win a game.

Using pisses and moans about nothing, screams Parental Alienation, abuses the children (in some cases) but most of the time is just an arrogant little douchebag who's only goal is to make himself feel better by using children as his pawns.
I can't wait for my living dead dad to get shot by someone who is tired of his shit.
by Lehmms March 14, 2009
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dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.
Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!
by Chase3s May 15, 2016
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Leisure Dad

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025
"that dude at the bar was on his leisure dad shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"
by jessgirly1 May 13, 2025
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Dad Rizz

When a dad has some charm talking to people, usually from years of experience and old stories.
My dad talked to this cutie on our commute, "I was here in 87' this and I went to Paris in 92' that." Old man has some Dad Rizz in him.
by Flimflambam May 20, 2023
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dad

when as was 5 my dad left for kids
by sugar daddyyyy November 25, 2019
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Dad

Someone who disciplines their spoiled fuck tard kids.
fucktard spoiled kid: get me a hype bar

Dad: sure son:)
by Ifykykokqy April 15, 2020
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ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy
hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg
by anonymous March 7, 2022
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