cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.

"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"

cheese towel by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016

cheese cactus 

A spiky/leafy bud of cannabis

That cheese cactus off that dealer way shy

cheese cactus by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016

cheese aholoic 

Cheese aholoic is someone who has a over obsession with cheese. Possibly should consider rehab. Your bouls probably arnt working as good as they should. Probably bad and breath. Cheese aholoic syndrome very rare occurrence event. Probably nasty acne. you get depressed if you don't have cheese.

Doctor: how does cheese make you feel
Me: cheese is my pride in joy
Doctor: you are a cheese aholoic

cheese aholoic by Cheeselover69 April 25, 2016

cheese chiu 

A strong independent woman who likes to leave Nadeems behind.
Qualities:
1. Can make a sandwich
2.Can leave you
3. Strong and independent
4.Woman

Damn, Nadeem sure misses his cheese chiu!

cheese chiu by RetardianPrince May 7, 2016

Cheese Stick 

A semi chubbed penis that blossoms at awkward times. Occurs most often to people with the nickname of cheese.

Girl: He has such a small cheese stick!

Cheese Stick by bpalme_10 July 24, 2016

Cheese Keeper 

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.

Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!

Cheese Keeper by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016

cheese gas 

The hot, smelly flatulence one gets after eating copious amounts of delicious cheese.

After eating an entire brick of sharp cheddar, April cleared the room with the pungent odor of cheese gas.

cheese gas by reversengineer January 30, 2017