Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
Get the Candymug. When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!
“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”
by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022
Get the candied pecansmug. by daviddoner May 3, 2020
Get the Candy Cartelmug. Often referred to as "Candidates", usually good tempered, but will drag your ass if you deserve it. Like when someone one wrongly assumes her profession as an exotic dancer. Excellent cat/dog/animal/human/plamp caregiver. If irritable, bring snacks and a weighted blanket to improve mood.
Candi: Hi, my name is Candi, nice to meet you.
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*
by RuanRyan January 25, 2021
Get the Candimug. by anonymous September 8, 2022
Get the candy dipmug. A reverse cougar, when the younger woman spoils an older man the same way a cougar would spoil a younger man.
by anonymous November 21, 2020
Get the Candy Cubmug. by TILR16 March 17, 2022
Get the Tornado Candymug.