Mustard crackers

Two saltine crackers with mustard in the middle

Don’t steal jimmy’s mustard crackers or he is going to be pissed

by Railsurf November 11, 2019

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.

The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.

by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

cracker

josh hine

“josh hine is a craka (cracker)

by jaiaoNananakqiaoao October 1, 2021

cracker

A cracker is an asshole ( otherwise known ass ass )

"Shove your massive cock in my cracker already!"

by average white boy May 16, 2023

Cracker

A fully grown cracklet.

My, how little Cletus has grown into a cracker.

by TheSickLab July 24, 2018