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Christian Siren

A female who is extremely attractive, but also very religious. Wears a purity ring , but claims she's sexually frustrated . Lures men into a relationship only to convert them into fellow Bible Thumpers . Will always talk to you about religion in hopes of making you more religious/convert to Christianity. She will do things like make out and maybe an OTPHJ .
Stan: "Bro did you see that new chick Janet, she's fucking hot as shit, I'm gonna try to get at that !"

Lee: "Nah dude, bad idea"

Stan: "Why? She's a total 10"
Lee: " Dude, that chick is a Christian Siren"
Stan: "Oh, Fuck That"
Christian Siren by Dr.Vadgers September 20, 2015
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Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.
Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian

Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you
Christian by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016

Christianing 

The act of avoiding working at all cost.
My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.

Christian binder 

Some guy who's really cool but has a total fucking hubcap
Yo, that guy Christian binder, he's got a total fucking hubcap

Christian LaCaze 

Christian LaCaze won the last four Nobel Peace Prizes.

Christian-Pierre

Sexiest guy to ever walk this planet. *Drops Mic and walks off*
(Guy) Person: "Bro, you already looking like Christian Pierre"
(Girl) Person: "That guy looks hot as Christian-Pierre"
Christian-Pierre by ImOnShrooms November 13, 2016

Christian Kale 

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!
Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!
Christian Kale by CptDoge November 14, 2016