dark bean

A acquaintance that comes on smooth, but as the evening progresses, you find out that he/she is a bitter person; usually regarding past relationships.

I met Susan the other day who you have been trying to set me up with, but she ended up being a real dark bean.

dark bean by mixmaven February 1, 2006

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Stinky Bean

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.

2.) A very strange oddity that has been known to be a victim of many nasty enemies countless times. The cheapest and most expendable of slaves/mercenaries. Likes cheaply made soft drinks with bendy straws.

1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stinky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!

2.) You have done well, Stinky Bean. Very well done indeed. Go get me my MacDonald's Whopper whilst you trek across crocodile-infested swamps, battle through thick jungles, race across scalding deserts, and face the final boss. If you're quick about it, I'll maybe let you live, even maybe MAYBE give you a cookie! Go now for the glory of the ScatMonkey!!!!!!

Stinky Bean by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006

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Mexican Bean Dip

when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.

Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.

Mexican Bean Dip by Mike's Nail January 13, 2008