loner with a boner 

An event occurring on Sunday evenings when the alpha-male suddenly realizes that his nightly escapades suddenly seem for nothing as he is completely alone, finding himself laughed in the face by his suddenly erect boner and no one there to disarm it. Hence loner with a boner.

Oh, Jeffrey... he may be a stud on occasion, but come the day after he is only a loner with a boner.

loner with a boner by Kimotep October 12, 2009

Sloaner Boner 

When you get a boner, handjob, or blowjob from someone named Sloan or Sloane or any sort of affialiation towards the word Sloan

Sloan- Im going to give you the best handjob ever
Joey- Hot. I've got such a Sloaner Boner right now

Sloaner Boner by Niggerpocalypse February 11, 2010

Pro Boner 

When you do a task, or job for free but instead want that person to love and have sex with you

John: so I helped her move out.

Zack: so how much did she pay you?

John: no I did it for free.

Zack ahh pro boner

Pro Boner by purple toothbrush October 12, 2009

culinary boner 

Stimulation that occurs when extremely excited by the food one is about to consume.

Oh damn man, this looks so good I just got a culinary boner.

culinary boner by Kmtret14 December 18, 2008

have a boner for 

An expression that means you find something/someone incredibly appealing.

"Dude i totally have a boner for Megan Fox."

"Look at Cari over there"-Guy 1
"Dude you have a boner for her, just ask her out already!"-Guy 2

have a boner for by thesneakycanadian October 29, 2011

hardcore boner 

One of the worst things ever:

When you need to piss really, really, bad and your boxers have shifted around so it's really hard to find the slit in your boxers that your cock comes out of. And the more and more you try to get your cock out the harder it gets.

The problem is compounded by several factors:
1)you are already semi-erect because you really, really have to piss (yes girls! sometimes this does happen)
2)If the pants you are wearing have a short zipper length
3)Or you are wearing older tighter jeans that you have been meaning to give to your younger brother/cousin/goodwill
...but are just to lazy/cheap

This is particulary bad when you are standing in a row of urnals with no dividers and you have an erect cock.

Someone might look out of the corner of their eye and think your gay

(its not something that you willingly talk about with your friends but) "Yeah dude, i was going to piss but...i had a hardcore boner. i guess i can wait."

hardcore boner by 2076136 March 29, 2008

Hunger Boner

The feeling you get when food looks/smells/taste so delicious that its gives you a boner.

Damn, that thanksgiving dinner looks so good its giving me a hunger boner.

Hunger Boner by Pirotecnico June 21, 2009