Anal Leverage

When someone is giving anal and the other person moves in a different direction rapidly and the anal giver's penis is yanked uncomfortably in the direction that the other person moves.

Mate I was giving some mad anal last night but she pulled out and gave me some massive anal leverage!

by LA FOOTBALL January 25, 2017

anal ding

The event in which your smartphone's Facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about anal sex. In that conversation, the word "ding" is now a reference to that event. Further, the use of the word "dong" as a reply to an anal dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned anal sex.

"I was at work and got an anal ding. This brought a smile to my face."

by Cali Jester March 6, 2014

Anal tweakage

When someone, usually your boss or a dick higher up the reporting line than you, insists on making small, totally unnecessary adjustments to what you've been working on for HOURS just to prove the point that a) they are more senior than you and b) they are in fact a dick

Oh bloody hell, don't show that slide deck to Mongo, he's bound to want a bit of anal tweakage on that bad boy

by Doobyduck December 10, 2019

Anal Cavalier

Pure solid geezer that goes on bare quests in a person's (usually a peng tings) anal passage.

My grandad is a crazy anal cavalier

by Beltazar November 10, 2017

Anal blur

When you can’t really remember who you first had anal with, but you know you’ve had it pretty much every time since.

Person 1: At least I had anal this weekend.
Person 2: Thanks to Chris for opening that world up for you back in Miami.
Person 1: Was Chris the first person I had it with?

Person 2: I thought so…
Person 1: I dont know. It's an anal blur.

by itsallablurblurblur1 January 15, 2018

Anal Leekage

When you anally insert a leek into an anus and it proceeds to back out.

Anal Leekage occurred when Cheyenne shoved a leek in her anus and it fell out.

by miniraviole October 9, 2016

Anal Tom

A sexy beast that approaches you asking for Anal, if you accept the tempting offer, then prepare for a treat, if you refuse, then you better hide yo anus boi

Anal Tom really fucked me hard

by The Anal Enthusiast December 21, 2021