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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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Asshole

Donald Trump has killed over 160,000 people in America. He is such an asshole.
by Coroanaviruz July 17, 2020
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asshole nerd

An Intelligence douche cap, that are complete butt holes.
Shaun sowell is considered an asshole nerd
by Nerd classified June 18, 2016
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Asshole

A person who, on the game Teamfortress 2, caps on hightower.
Cougar is an asshole because he caps on hightower.
by Flaming Tree December 16, 2016
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Asshole Reading

"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 7, 2024
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Ms.malone is a asshole

Ms.malone is a asshole
MS.MALONE IS A ASSHOLE!
by ǝuǝפ November 3, 2023
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Asshole

A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.
Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.
by xenix September 8, 2016
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