Aching Anus April

During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.

I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.

by ConstantPhoenix October 5, 2021

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 8, 2009

April Fools !!!!!!!LOL

when you April Fool some one !!!!!!!LOL

Guy 1 : Im gay

Girl 1 : WTF!! Were going out you freak !!

Guy 1 : April Fools !!!!!!!LOL

by Gobblehy April 1, 2008

april 8th 2002

The day a legend was born.

That girl was born on April 8th 2002 no wonder she's so amazing

by Notjustalegend August 17, 2017

April 14th

A day of mistakes

Girl 1: eww you were born on April 14th?

by annoyingbrunette November 23, 2019

April Fool's, bitch

When you're having sex, entering from behind (e.g. doggystyle,) about to come, you tell the receiver, "I'm about to come!"

Pull out and spit on her (or his) back while grunting. when she turns around, blow your wad in her face and yell, "April Fool's, bitch!"

you should've seen the look on her face when i said, "April Fool's, bitch." she was so mad.

by kentucky_windage August 10, 2012

April 24th

national send boobs day

hey did you know april 24th is national send boobs day?

by daddy haleigh September 2, 2020