Piedmont, Alabama

A hick-town in Alabama located near Jacksonville & Anniston Alabama. It has 70 churches in its zipcode, 99% baptist churches. Most of the people are rich white people. The others are poor white people, with some races that fall in between. Very close-minded. Has nothing to do in it. The school system is pretty cool because every child in 4-12th grade get MacBooks to keep 24/7 and use for school. Great football team. No elective classes really unless you consider football, band, and cheer. Football obsessed town. Will drive 15 hours to see one football game. Full of hypocrites and old people.

Are you from Piedmont, Alabama?
Yeah, why?
You're a rich white snob. Tell-tall symptoms of a Piedmontian.

- WALKS AWAY TO GO TO RESTAURANT TO DRINK AWAY SORROWS LIKE A RICH WHITE SNOB -

by ItWasn'tMeBBZ April 29, 2011

reverse alabama hot pocket

Reverse Alabama hot pocket is where you shat in a girls pussy but her legs are up and you are sitting over top like a toilet

Hey did you and your girl Alabama hot pocket.
Nah we Did reverse Alabama hot pocket and it was just like a toilet

by UnofficialMojocult April 29, 2019

maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.

Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.

by theblackpirate May 16, 2016

University of Alabama

At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.

No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.

"Hey bro, you got some white on your nose..."

" its cool, its part of the dress code at the bar"

by pug January 31, 2005

Birmingham, Alabama

Thus far, I've lived in Birmingham 19 years and only recently have I become aware of how corrupt the city truly is. All-in-all, if you live in a decent part, e.g. Mountain Brook, Forest Park, and places of that caliber, you should be fine; however, Southside, Five Points South (despite the beautiful Highlands United Methodist Church), Woodlawn, and other places of that nature are rather dangerous. The crime rate is high, but if you live in one of the higher caliber places you hardly notice it-- until it bites you in the butt and you're made to realize that even though you live in the beautiful, lush Forest Park you're on the cusp of Avondale and the "black gang neighborhood"... Or simply... "the hood". Drug deals aren't uncommon and Five Points South is one of the sketchiest places you could go in the after-dark hours. The homeless population, and the addict population, reside there and panhandle relentlessly.

All of the aforementioned stated, it's still a nice place to visit and it has proven to be a nice place to live.

Birmingham, Alabama was once a beautiful city with a booming economy... Now, included in Jefferson County, it is corrupt and bankrupt and the population is comprised of more poor-to-do people than not.

by Lady of Lothlorien July 13, 2011

University of Alabama

12 National Championships in football alone.

UA pwn3s

by root May 14, 2004

university of alabama

n: a terrible college in a terrible town where all the kids who couldn't get into a better college go to get wasted all the time. Typical activities of an Alabama student include: getting coked up, drinking heavily, talking about the very dead "Bear" Bryant, and generally acting like a dumbass- they all wish they were smart enough to go to Auburn.

Dude, I'm legally retarded, and even though I only have a 2nd grade education and I am married to my sister, I still got a scholarship to Alabama!

by Philip J. McKrackin June 27, 2005