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Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime
Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime
by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025
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not going turkey

it's not worth fixing, it's not that deep, not that important
- "did you see the tap was leaking?"
- "I'm not going turkey about it, it'll be fine."
by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025
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turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
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Fuckin' jive turkey

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024
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Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.
'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.
by riddz April 26, 2015
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swamp turkey

stop being a swamp turkey.
by samiqueen September 14, 2020
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Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"
Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."
by Helloimjosh October 4, 2017
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