a very sexy man, who is loving and caring. the most funniest guy you will ever meet and the most hard working. hes one to settle down and start a family with.
by brownie_chels November 29, 2021
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Me - "Hey Thomas. What did you think of that Walking Dead episode last night?"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
Them - "Why would I have watched it? You know that I played 69 hours of TF2 last night!"
Me - "Really?! You're providing a textbook example of Thomas' Law!"
Me - "What's wrong with you? You're acting very aggressive today."
Them - "Aggressive? I think you mean Heavy-like!"
by RobbTheYoungWolf February 17, 2014
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Get the Thomas Erak mug.Thomas’s are bitches. They make up rumors about people and blame people for they didn’t do. They might seem nice at first but they are actually very mean. If you ever encounter a thomas, run away. Thomas is an old man name and if you name your kid thomas, your setting them up for failure. They are scary looking and will most likely scare away your friends.
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Get the Thomas mug.Thomas had the biggest shlong of all time his pp alone weighs 60 pounds and he still swings it around, talk about three legs.
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Get the Thomas mug.Thomas is always tired but he is made from 100% boyfriend material and he is totally adorable and really sexy and would be a great bf. Hes super funny and even though sometimes clueless hes actually really smart. He has blue eyes blue like the tank engine he is named for. He has a big, but at the same time very submissive and a masochist. For a girl to test who someone is a Thomas back him into a corner or pin him against a wall and ask if he is submissive and he will pause and stutter and that is how you know or you can also put a collar on him and if he does not resist. He is everything a girl could want and he is also named after the best train, Thomas the tank engine.
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