Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.

"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"

by Just Haru November 2, 2025

International Bury Short People Day

On November 9th you can bury underground anyone under 5'6.

Prepare to be buried on International Bury Short People Day.

by Krusing November 8, 2025

Short stack

basically a dumb bitch

“Wrong again fuckin short stack”

by Thereapdictionaryguy November 18, 2025

short payment

A partial payment that is less than the total invoiced amount due to reasons like disputes, errors, or unapproved discounts.

To gracefully handle a short payment, verify the discrepancy, then promptly and professionally contact the client to understand the reason for the short payment. Based on their explanation, work with them to find a mutually agreeable solution, such as a payment plan or a future credit.

by A. Patmos November 23, 2025

short doge

Someone who complains about being bored but also has dozens of things to watch from friends recommendations alone.

Friend: There’s nothing to do, I’m so bored.
Me: You could watch RWBY. Or Transformers Prime. Or The Clone Wars. Need I go on, you short doge?

by TonyStank15243 November 23, 2021

I do not need a faux server for a short film...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to sbscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I do not need a faux server for a short film...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

short survey

Like a survey, but short. Meaning you get questions asked to you, in a manner that isnt too time consuming, or maybe it's a survey for dwarves.

I thought I'd add this because the latest update for this word is around 15 years old now.

Complete this short survey in order to get a free item for your next order of 25+ dollars!

by MelonSmasher29 February 4, 2025