colby ray short

Colby ray short is a godly beast who would read you mind with his 30 ft SCHLONG. He would loot at u and fuck you mentally with his god almighty cock he is so sexy when he enters a room every girl wants him.unlike zachary lopez. Zachary lopez is a kid who gets bullied for his lunch money

Zachary lopez:h-hey Col-
Colby: STFU and give me yo lunch money you stupid simp
Zach:O-ok sor-
Colby:eat my ass
Colby ray short is the all o mighty god

by RayJJizzle July 2, 2020

winter short

Park you good ride for the winter and ride an old car for the winter.

Hey yo what you doin with that junk car yo? — it’s my winter short.

by Baaaadpaw September 2, 2023

Kick short people october

October? No its kick short people october! Going from the start of october to the end.

Hey its kick short people october!

by Justjesus October 1, 2022

Popping a short-handed Joe

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Short

Official is the definition of short.

A short official chair stands behind a tree.

by cowbelly444 October 29, 2020

National Step on your short friends feet Day

National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈

Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…

by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025