As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

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Long Thang

Popular slang for a singular Banana.

“‘Scuse me sir could you pass me one of them Long Thangs?”

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Long-Vu

The best person in the world

Long-Vu is the best in the world

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<.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>

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long distance relationslump

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.

Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

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