A self-identifying catch phrase that allows third parties to distinguish Jews willing to meaningfully sacrifice their heritage, identity, and kinfolk all to further a progressive cause directly in opposition to said Jewish Identity. Max Naumann, the leader of the Association of German National Jews, a Jewish organization during Nazi Germany that came out in support of Hitler was the first know case of a Jew saying "As a Jew I support Herr Hitler." Despite their loyalty to Hitler, the group was rejected by Nazis and deemed illegal. Max & other members were sent to concentration camps and their deaths. In effect As a Jew, means that anything following the phrases should be discounted.
"Als Jude unterstütze ich Herrn Hitler und das Gute, das er für Deutschland anstrebt." - Max Naumann's original quotation to the Progressive Jewish Alliance of Germany. It means: "As a Jew, I support Herr Hitler and the good he is going for Germany. "
by Varus58 June 19, 2025
Hey! Look at that big nosed individual, he jewed my wallet 2 minutes ago! Somebody stop him before he sells it for an excessive amount of money!
by JoeNotJew. April 21, 2025
Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11
by Foamyman November 22, 2016
Upon arrival at the festival we were immediately sucked in by the wonky Jew-du coming from the speakers.
by Bartholomew Kandinsky November 20, 2017
When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 23, 2024