Holy crap in a sack

used when "holy crap" just isn't enough

guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot June 9, 2011

Hotter than a dancing bobcat

1. When someone is on a streak or role. Doing well.

2. When the temperature outside is beyond bearable.

All references by Joe Simpson, Atlanta Braves color analyst

1. That ball player is hotter than a dancing bobcat

2. It’s hotter out here than a dancing bobcat

by DiamondsandDaisies May 28, 2018

how was that not a kill

When you are playing a shooter and you swear to the highest power that you just wiped them from existence but they are completely fine.

nigga how was that not a kill? I just LAZERED that man

by A.Aron January 4, 2019

How Much A Dollar Really Cost?

A detrimental question paralysing my thoughts, known to give a gut feeling.. yall

"How much a dollar really cost?
The question is detrimental, paralyzin' my thoughts
Parasites in my stomach keep me with a gut feeling, y'all
Gotta see how I'm chillin' once I park this luxury car
Hopping out feeling big as Mutombo
Twenty on pump six dirty Marcellus called me Dumbo
Twenty years ago, can't forget
Now I can lend him a ear or two how to stack these residuals
Tenfold, the liberal concept of what men'll do
Twenty on six, he didn't hear me
Indigenous African only spoke Zulu
My American tongue was leery
Walked out the gas station
A homeless man with a semi-tan complexion
Asked me for ten rand
Stressin' about dry land
Deep water, powder blue skies that crack open
A piece of crack that he wanted, I knew he was smokin'
He begged and pleaded
Asked me to feed him twice, I didn't believe it
Told him, beat it
Contributin' money just for his pipe, I couldn't see it
He said, my son, temptation is one thing that I've defeated
Listen to me, I want a single bill from you
Nothin' less, nothin' more
I told him I ain't have it and closed my door
Tell me how much a dollar cost
"

by JoeBungaLover May 15, 2022

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.

I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

by Grampy J. June 11, 2006

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008