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grape cow

A cow that is Chinese and is a napkin. It loves to do the chubby bunny challenge with grapes instead of marshmallows
Hey, did u see that grape cow in the zoo? It was going crazy eating all of those grapes.
by strawberrybanana October 26, 2017
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cow figgit

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.
by gay cow February 1, 2019
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dead cow passing

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."
by 4X4animals August 22, 2016
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cow

by hard cocks in my ass October 21, 2021
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Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.
Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.
by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025
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cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 5, 2017
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Cow

1: A Animal that makes milk
2: Very fat person
1: My Dad's *Cow* makes white milk
2: My Girlfriend is a *Cow*
by JeffreyTheCannonBall July 31, 2021
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