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Ur mom

A talk back that a tiny joke that can use any saying
Person 1: hey do u wan’t to eat with me
Person 2: no ur mom
by Error_no_name1234 January 7, 2022
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UR MOM day

You have to tell peoples moms there beautiful and hug them to bring up there confidence
You:Hey you beautiful mom: thanks so much that boosted my confidence you:yea it’s ur mom day
by Moms daddy January 9, 2022
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ur dad

ur dad😍
hes so sexy and lanky with a big ding dong😼
damn is that ur dad?
yeah it is lmao why..?
by idfknia December 24, 2021
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Ur dog a thot

This insult is worse than ur family tree lgbt everytime this is said a blackhole will appear in front of the person who said this
Boston:ur mom gay
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*
by ryuisreal May 16, 2018
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ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.
*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
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Ur aunt a gay croissant

Bob:ur mum gay
Joe:ur dad lesbian
Jimbo:ur granny tranny
Joe:ur grandpap a trap
Mary Poppin:ur sister a mister
Guy:ur brother a mother
You:Ur aunt a gay croissant
*everyone else dies*
by Daboder2 May 25, 2018
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ur mom

its ur mother
give her a hug<3
tell her how much you love her
person 1: hey dude hows ur mom
person 2: oh shes good
person 1: nice
by elieieeieiie November 27, 2021
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