On my mama

Let's be real, if you hear someone say this, they absolutely do not mean that shit. But this term is used by a person swearing upon their mother that something did or did not happen/ they did or did not do something.

Marques: "I didn't eat them chips on my mama!"
Elijah: "nigga you know you lying."

by Krapochico April 23, 2024

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My cousin is here

Menstruation has many euphemisms and here is one: My cousin is here.

The euphemism comes from"country cousin".

Someone may say"Aunt Flo is visiting", while others may prefer "My cousin is here" or "My cousin has come".

1. Spencer: Doctor, I think I'm pregnant cuz my cousin stops coming.

2. Javier: Hey, babe. How are you today? Why do you look upset?
Lydia: Oh, no biggie. It's just... My cousin is here and giving me cramps.

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

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Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024

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it enters my mind-brain

A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.

I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.

by Mizzrysnath April 23, 2024

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My Dylan

‘My Dylan' is what Alex says when she refers to Dylan (her boyfriend, future husband, and father of her future children). He is Alex's soulmate.

Dylan is the person I love the most. He is the most amazing and most perfect person I’ve met. He’s so important to me, idk what I’d do without him. He makes jokes that genuinely make me laugh. He tells me daily how much he loves me and I appreciate him so so much. He deserves the world.

I love my Dylan. He's the cutest cutie of the cuties. He makes me so happy.

by acarrot5 April 23, 2024

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