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Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle
Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick
by Saucemane April 13, 2022
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Dick

Dick is a slang word the means penis or

It is a thing to eat or what you can call someone
Daughter :can I eat your dick

Dad:sure sorry it’s really big it’s raw so eat it its on the stovetop
Daughter : 🤤 yummy
by XboxkidJr April 13, 2022
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Bear’s dick

2-4 inches is the most it can grow. It has a lot of hair and produces a lot of sperm. Usually not in use if no girls are around and is usually a wasted potential
You should try to be with Bear. (Bear’s dick) will be worth it
by Ballbuster99 April 14, 2022
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Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.
Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.
by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022
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dick slap

Man that man is a full on Dick slap
by Galliuim April 14, 2022
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Excellent dick but still pussy

He has excellent dick but still pussy cause he cant use a cell phone .
by Your fathers nigga April 14, 2022
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Dick Fart

That moment when your dick farts and makes a funny wet sound
DUDE MY DICK JUST FARTED :///
DUDE, WHY DO DICK FARTS HAPPEN???
Dude, because scientifically gas builds up in your uretha and exits through your dick making it a dick fart.
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022
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