Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky

“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”

by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025

my real name?

famous line by terryiscool160

my real name?

by fjhashjfshiaks9djjkq September 21, 2021

oh my god

something you say when they kill kenny

guy 1: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!
guy 2: YOU BASTARDS

by yuzu :3 April 30, 2022

My two cents

An idiom meaning "that's my opinion" or "that's my humble suggestion." It conveys a personal viewpoint, often given unsolicited, and can be used in both formal and informal contexts.

I know we didn't ask for everyone's thoughts, but here's my two cents on the project: we should focus more on the marketing strategy.

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025

smoke my ashes

When your paying exaggerated compliments to someone.

- OMG, You look great!! What happened?! Has your fairy godmother visited you?
- You smoke my ashes, man! Thanks, but I just lost a few pounds.

by WASPish girl October 10, 2019

Foshitzel my nizzel

A way of telling an African American that he is the shiznit

Bitch, crackhead gay.
You da shit shiznit
Foshitzel my nizzel

by benyjaykay April 1, 2021

Oh My Lanta

Something that is absolutely cray cray and hard to believe

Friend: Yoo I'm back with my ex for the 6th time

Me:Oh My Lanta✋

by Its yo girl white chocolate March 4, 2021