slob on my knob

In the song called "slob on my knob" which also is the first lyric in said song. Refers to the act of receiving oral sex as a penis owner.

Can I slob on your knob?

Yes, you may slob on my knob!

by Unknown757894937 April 20, 2024

not my pool not my camels

The act of selling black tar heroin behind a CVS to single fathers

“Hey what’re u doing Friday?””

“Not my pool not my camels”

by Huebert remington April 21, 2024

Cranking my Johnson

The act of twisting your dick like a crank at full erection.

I was with the boys when I saw a homeless man and just had to whip it out and start Cranking my Johnson right then and there.

by ItsYeeBoyTom April 21, 2024

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by bobobobobobobobobobobobiiiiiii April 22, 2024

My dick is really hard

1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.

Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard

Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard

Yea, i guess My dick is really hard

by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024

My cousin is here

When a girl says"My cousin is here", she means she has got her period.

Judy: Hey, Claire. Wanna go swimming with me?
Claire: Aww, I can't. My cousin is here. Another"shark week" again, you know.
Judy: Oh, bummer!

by Sussie Q April 23, 2024

On my mama

Let's be real, if you hear someone say this, they absolutely do not mean that shit. But this term is used by a person swearing upon their mother that something did or did not happen/ they did or did not do something.

Marques: "on my mama I ain't eat them chips!"
Elijah: "nigga you know you lying."

by Krapochico April 23, 2024