Spigot Ass

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast

Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

Ass hat

The disposable paper ring that you use to protect yourself from a dirty toilet seat

That toilet seat cover kind of resembles a hat you can where on your bottom. Making it an ass hat

by Badapple187 July 12, 2022

Talentless ass-clown

An insult to say to a clumsy person with not much hobbies and/or lives a sheltered life

Pompous rich lady: at least I have a career! You're nothing but a talentless ass-clown!
Man: (silence)

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

Cats ass

When you have long hair and you havent washed it in a week or so. It splits down the middle back of your head and the part starting on the back of your head isnt covered by hair.

I havent washed my hair in a week and I have cats ass on my head

by Msannethr0pe December 2, 2019

Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.

You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn

by Lol Tina March 23, 2024

Ass Cups

a thing used to make the female buttox bigger under leggings

Hey Bella uses ass cups

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 15, 2018

Ass Balls

When your ass cheeks hang down so low, it looks like you have ass balls

Blac Chyna has Ass Balls in her gold swim suit photo shoot on Instagram.
Blac Chyna is famed for displaying her surgically enhanced body and this time,is no different .However,she appeared to rock a bathing suit a number of sizes smaller than her frame. Clad in a bright yellow bathing suit and heels,the glamour model stuck different provocative poses

by Rafe Soon May 30, 2018