clutch ass move

doing someone a good deed

"Mom, if you make me some cookies, that would be a clutch ass move."

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

Bonk ass

Whack, out of the ordinary

That was some bonk ass advice, no way I'm listening to it.

by Bonkdefines April 4, 2020

Jingly Ass

Noun
1. One who tends to become someone who shows ass like qualities during Christmas time, and tries to ruin the spirit of Christmas.

2. Jewish.

3. A Scrooge.

"Why has Joshua been acting like such a jingly ass recently?"
"He's Jewish, he will be back to normal after new years."

by nakker December 15, 2009

if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to describe the extent to which some entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA wouldn't know good game design if it fucked them in ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

Ass

I wished you loved me…
I wish I was your everything!!!
I wish the posts that melted my heart…
Were from YOU!!!!

This muted time…
I have seen…
Unfortunately …
It was in my mind…

The things I have imagined…
What I thought you felt…
True… for you…
It was not…

Okay… I will be…
As I know you are happy…
Even if it isn’t with me…
The things I did see…

My heart changed…
I saw things differently…
You never knew…
The love I have for you…

To you…
I am probably just cuckoo …
A little true…
I have never loved like I do you….

I always will…
Just now I need to be quiet and still…
My heart you do fill…
Even when it isn’t your will…

A dumbass I surely have been…
As it was just in my head…

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 January 17, 2024

Ass Bagging

Female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laying down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.

Dude, this chick last night was ass bagging me until I called her daddy.

by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

the one who fukd u in da ass

comeback to the boring joke, “who asked”

Chad: who
Tyler: who asked
Kevin: the one who fukd u in da ass

by zaworldo August 18, 2021