my house hurts

Tf you mean your house hurts?

Person 1: how’s your day been going

Person 2: my house hurts
Person 1: you should get a colonoscopy

by Ligma42069 May 12, 2024

She be chewin on my five till we gum

She be chewin on my five till we gum

"She be chewin on my five till we gum"

by She be chewin on my five till May 13, 2024

hello my name is yahya

someone that has the name yahya is greeting you.

hello my name is yahya dumbass

by xligmez May 14, 2024

clock my tea

To bring sum to everyone’s attention or talk about drama

Léa is trynna clock my tea

by Fiiii May 14, 2024

my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 14, 2024

None of my business

Ukrainian men are dying so you can get fucked by fat cocks you piece of shit.

Hym "Nothing is none of my business. You're a bigot."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

Kiss my meat

The term “Kiss my meat” is basically another version of saying “kiss my ass” but gayer, zestier, and sassier.

“Those shoes look lame!”

“Wtv hoe, kiss my meat😒”

by Aphoedite May 15, 2024