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Ass in credit

When a man is dating a women but has plenty of other willing females who would have sex with him given half the chance.
"Bro, I'm enjoying my relationship with Shelly but I have so much ass in credit I'm wondering if I should play the field again".
by Pandiculating Brachiator April 3, 2019
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dig-ass

A dig ass is a stupid or moronic person who doesn't accept other views other than theirs.
"A: I think Breaking Bad is the best show ever"
"B: No it's not its overrated"
"A: What is the best show then?"
"B: Not breaking bad!"
"A: Man your such a fucking dig-ass"
by chumps12 March 8, 2021
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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mud assing

- (V.) the act of riding, or goofing around in the bed of truck while it is offroading
"Dude we went wheelin' out at the canyon, and Matt was mud assing in the back!"
by Dustin Ross June 3, 2007
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Ass queef

when after gay anal, and your ass has air trapped in it and you decompress, you let out a queef like fart.
Bf1: babe did you just ass queef?

Bf2: yea babe, you stretched me that much.
by bingbang420 May 31, 2020
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cold ass beer

The preferred temperature of a beer ice cold
DAMN! I want me a cold ass beer.
by HenTyler November 1, 2021
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Bangin ass

When something is good or appealing, typically in the context of food.
by RickyTwoShoes June 27, 2022
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