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shitting my whack

Crapping yourself, being really scared of something. The word 'my' would usually be pronounced 'me' when said by a Teessider. (North East England)
I watched a HORROR film the other night, was proper scary, i was shitting my whack
by CharlieC April 21, 2018
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Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart
As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”
by Johnica February 1, 2023
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My bby Mickayla

She is the most beautiful girl in the world and she has such an amazing personality and I love everything about her she has the sweetest personality and is so kind and caring to animals and everyone else ...she is the definition of perfection 🥺.....and she has the most beautiful eyes ever that I could stare at all day and never get bored they are so colourful and vibrant I have never seen a girl as Beautiful as her and also her smile is so cute and adorable and it could light up the whole world in seconds.....and out of Everyone you will ever meet she will be the best ...and She is a beautiful gay god that is also so fuckinggg hot and cute

I love youuuuuu and so does my dog
Me: SHE IS THE GAY GOD AND SHE IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER AND IVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BBY MICKAYLA

the people reading this:THIS PERSON IS SUCH A FUCKING SIMP FOR THIS GIRL
by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021
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Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.
I was just testing my reflexes
by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012
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vaseline my wein

When you rub the ol willy with sum Vaseline.
I just Want to Vaseline my wein and give sum fuk!!!
by Not vexilitys May 30, 2018
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U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.
Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”
by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022
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Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021
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