Annoy Squidward Day

On January 15th, it’s annoy Squidward day!

P1: hey Squidward, hey Squidward, hey squidward.

P2: ok I’ll buy, what is it Spongebob?

P1: do you know what today is

P2: annoy Squidward day?

P1: No silly! That’s on the 15th!

by P-Star7 February 15, 2021

National Smush Day

Literally just Valentine’s Day.

The couples all just fuck today. Just call it National Smush Day.

by crackwhoresugabb February 15, 2021

Kick dick day

On 18 February it is national kick dick day! Kick any guy in the dick and they can’t stop you.

Hey Abbie it’s kick dick day let’s go kick the guys in the dick

by Hahahah fuck u February 15, 2021

National nude day

December 14 is national nude day when you can publicly walk around nude.

John:its national nude day
Sarah: yay

by GoldBeast989 February 16, 2021

Short dick day

A day to celebrate small dicks and also get back at the boys for taking the piss on pancake day

18th February

Short dick day is a day to celebrate chodes

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Short dick day

18th February

Where you embrace your chode

Happy short dick day is a holiday you celebrate with someone who has a small dick:)

by Muffinmuffins:) February 16, 2021

Ber Day

A Ber Day represents a Bites Only Asmr community member's Birthday on a chart, along with the coordinating zodiac sign, on somebody's Ber Day, we will shower them with the love they deserve on their special day. Ber Day is just a special variation of the wprd "birtjday"

Person 1: "Happy Birthday bihhh"
Peraon 2: "So you just gon' bring me a Ber Day gift on my Ber day to my Ber Day party on my Ber Day with a Ber day gift?"
*crash*

by Eyelashes are Great February 17, 2021