Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020

Smash face ass

A females heart shaped round but that looks so good you want to smash your face in it.

Damn. She got that smash face ass. Ass so big make you want to smash your face in it.

by Careless50's November 27, 2021

nilly ass

It's usually a very soft and often effeminate gay male.

As opposed to being sexually aroused by some "nilly ass" cissy I'd prefer the more masculine type!

by Goose-Beats August 19, 2022

virga ass

When the sweat from your ass evaporates before hitting your underwear

Dang bro it's so hot out I got that virga ass it's giving me straight mud-butt

by Dang bro June 4, 2023

Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

Ass-panda

When a man jizzes on a black girls poopy butthole

"I gave Amanda an ass-panda last night. That girl is freaky"

by MrGameNuke September 27, 2017

Bitch-ass

Someone who acts tough but isn't

You're a bitch-ass

by Lalisaaaa July 29, 2022