Crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out

Next level of being a peeping tom. Requires extra small condoms for each toe.

I was rollin' in da' club da other day and I tried crimpin' on fams wit' my toes out, but got caught so now I'm doing 25 to life.

by Jizzy-G September 15, 2016

Killed my whole family

A phrase that is the equivalent of "aw shucks" or "darn"
(Credit to Sam Riegel on Critical Role)

"Nope, don't have the money right now; I've killed my whole family, I'll get it to you next week."

by Beedle_Juize November 10, 2022

my mammers

Someone's mom ,lol ya that's right nivek notsum's mom ,$uper momma, angela maxwell

That's my mammers

by Simon Saysso February 2, 2022

my 3s

Experiencing a moment where 3 alike show up or in 3 separate moments in that day.

Corbin Smidzik in my ears.
Corbin Smidzik pulling outta a drive way.
Corbin Smidzik in front of Mickey D's.

"Are you my 3s? Or are you here to complete your mission?"

by MaryPrimac666_Ɛx3 July 18, 2024

My left testical

My left testical is the left testical of the of the so called cock.My left testical is also the minorities way to say that looks like my left nut pocket

A:Lets play ark survival
B:Yay let's be My left testical

by The nut doctor March 10, 2021

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011

rick my balls

A phrase used, typical to french-canadians, indicating that someone should lick syrup off their testicles. Sometimes the gravy from poutine is an acceptable alternative.

Rick my balls, bitch.

Shut up and rick my balls.

The faggotty look in his eyes told me that he wanted to rick my balls.

by GHL Champion December 6, 2013