J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

Ac!d Versus The Bullshit One Of Oners

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.

z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.

by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back".

a weird sentince

"if some dude smacked me, I'd smack him back".

by a dood hoo iz zrmat October 16, 2020

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a very long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020

i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

i’m afraid to tell him i love him because i’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same yet.

when you and him haven’t been together for a long time but you feel a real connection also known as i.a.t.t.h.i.l.h.b.i.a.h.d.f.t.s.y.

by jasalynn rose. November 22, 2020