Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.

Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night

by rery696969420 May 27, 2025

gonna beat my mea

Song for sponges that live in pineapples under the sea

SPONGE: GONNA BEAT MY MEAT DOO DOO DOO DOO
Other dude: WTF

by Bestboibuck May 3, 2021

Tossed My Sketti

Eating someones hairy butthole

Ya man, good ole bertha tossed my sketti last night, good thing I took a shower first.

by Greenman2000 September 16, 2021

Two Two's my word

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).

Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"

by P1rsa May 22, 2025

my red baby

popularized from the song "keep it G" by famous artist Rod Wave - a red baby can either be a child u look after like your own or your girlfriend or boyfriend that you would so anything for.

"let that would been my lady "my red baby" 250 onna nigga head he can f*ck around and d!e to night"

by Skyé February 14, 2024