dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by Citizens April 22, 2014

Urban Dick Auctionary

Words with friends 2

Urban Dick Auctionary

by RoseRed669 January 22, 2023

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023

Dick-chesty

Another word for a male urinary tract infection. (UTI)

Bills dick burns when he pees. He probably has a dick-chesty.

Tyler had anal so many times with that chick he got a dick-chesty.

by Lil.miss.fun November 4, 2023

Pinocchio Dick

Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.

Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!

by Nonna biz! September 26, 2021

Dick-Dapping

The congratulations men give other men for misogyny

His post is very misogynistic all the men started dick-dapping each other

by Alonzo Jewels May 17, 2021

Pissy dick

A nasty unwashed penis

You need to wash that pissy dick before you come to bed.

by Peppys mom March 3, 2019