pen fuck

Military slang meaning to fake paper work,or just write any old thing down.

Example... Did you do the equipment inventory paper work? No Sargent I was in a hurry so I pen fucked it.

by Jarheadharley September 18, 2018

token fuck

Getting a good token fuck is when sister James fucks you nice and hard in the ass leaving a token shape in your asshole, after this you may experience having deer like shits

Holy shit that squirrel jus got token fucked in the ass

by Hitlers_Favorite_Jew ✡️ November 2, 2021

Fuck the owner week

August 30th through September 6th, every discord user can harass the owner and the owner can't do anything about it.

A: fuck you
Owner:I shall ban you, you loser
A: its Fuck the owner week
Owner: damnit

by VexxyIsSexy August 24, 2023

fucked

non-normative

My office coworker said, 'wow your schedule is fucked- how do you only sleep in three hour chunks???' . I replied that I prefer a non-normative schedule, and don't understand how someone could just go dark for eight hours solid.

by retroj August 14, 2022

Teodora Fucking Brkic

Used to describe very cool, young and hot woman by the name Teodora Brkic

"Omg who is she?
It's Teodora Fucking Brkic dude!"

by zzhepizz March 23, 2022

Shuffle-fuck

A term used by shufflers to describe the intense connection two shufflers experience while battling or mirror-rocking .

We were trying out new moves and were going for a while . We shuffle-fucked for like an hour .

by Valofsteel July 6, 2017

satin fuck

Male practise of wrapping women's satin lingerie (panties, camisoles, slips) or satin garment (gowns, skirts, blouse) around his erect penis and stroking said garment up and down his shaft to simulate PIV sex.

The garment can also be 'worn' on a pillow for luxe humping.

Guy: "Fuuuuckkkk! This satin fuck feels as good as actually fucking!"

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Guy 1: "My gf's satin prom dress is killing me ... I need a satin fuck real bad."
Guy 2: "Dude, really? Foreplay, fuck 'n cum?"
Guy 1: "Yuh, Jizz Central ... Ima gonna hammer it tonite!"

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Guy: "Lisa's satin nightie fits my body pillow perfectly. This'll be the best satin fuck ever!"

by Nerdsmith May 11, 2024