Wiked Wood

When you and your buddies start a band but then end up in a circle jerk watching reruns of Seinfeld

Y'all wanna Wiked wood? Don't leave me hanging brother!

by Hulk Hoagie September 1, 2022

the wood

a school full of proper geesers

oh look at those proper gents from the holy powerhouse the wood

by geeser44 September 5, 2022

Master Wood

(n)Another name for a teacher who is Mister wood.

I've got to go to Master Wood's class next. (you get in trouble because you were right by a teacher when you said it)

by MR DINKDINK November 1, 2022

Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds

Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»

by Colaenjoyer November 9, 2022

wooding

When you get very hard.

Mizernik1: Are u horny??
Mizernik2: Yes, im litteraly wooding so hard rn!
Mizernik1: Damn.

by kurtacha69 November 13, 2022

Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022