Eco-friendly wood veneer

Commonly used as a part of home design.

Covering it with Eco-friendly wood veneer...

by MrAstronaut17 June 5, 2024

wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

prison woods

A term for a wooded area where gay men like to gather and perform sexual intercourse

Me and John took a trip to “ye old prison woods”

by Stinky leg January 25, 2020

Wood

British slang for 'penis'.

Yo I saw monica today and I swear blud, my wood got hard.

by DarkestMan July 5, 2021

Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.

Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it

by Funnel-King May 11, 2018

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

Colby wood

simp aka he asks for nudes 24/7

girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.

girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.

by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020