poop on a popsicle

a popsicle stick shoved right up a persons asshole, and when you take it out there is poop on it

ah poop on a popsicle

by _bubbles_ January 25, 2017

poop stuck

Poop stuck is a feeling post pooping , it can create a sense of paralysis. As one starts to walk the victim feels like the sphincter is locked and it can stop you in your tracks. As the sphincter cools it unlocks and the person is able to freely move.

" I'm not sure what I ate last night, but I was absolutely poop stuck this morning"

by Ivan barrister June 1, 2023

juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.

Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.

by Anal Angst May 16, 2016

poop listener

People who hang near the bathroom door while you're trying to take a shit, because they need to take a crap too.

Dude I couldn't believe it... I had a poop listener while I was pinching off a loaf at the Kum-N-Go. What the F*@# was he trying to hear my poop secret ?!

All the stalls were occupied in the Wal-Mart bathrooms when I had to take a douce. I can't believe I became a poop listener to see who'd get done first!

by thebigsaaved December 6, 2013

poop plan

How to schedule your poops when bathrooms are not available

(Wife) "How are we going to poop on the hiking trails " (Husband) "don't worry, I have a poop plan"

by D. Scotty July 6, 2017

Vagina poop

When a woman sharts out of her vagina.

Person 1: Dude did you hear what happened to stacy?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: She Vagina pooped dude!

by Koolkid920 April 4, 2021

Poop Pocket

When you have bursts of air between your poop and there is a high powered fart.

Man. That was such a good poop, I had poop pockets. It was so relieving.

by NotUrUwU April 18, 2021