Short Arm Shifty

The act of masturbation.

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.

by Shuaman June 16, 2023

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Short Short Story

For a very short story that cannot be even more short

"...so, short short story, it ends"

by coolmint88 September 22, 2022

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Short to the house

Close to being home, mostly used in reference to being released from jail/prison soon.

Person 1: hey, whatever happened to your cousin Ron?
Person 2: oh he went to prison a few years back, but he’s “short to the house” now. He’s got like 2-3 months left before he gets out.

by Wordwise_8 October 03, 2022

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Lucas short

He loves fortnite and Minecraft and roleplays

Lucas short your cart poggersq

by BusyCade2 September 19, 2021

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staying short

To go out (to a bar or someones place) for a short duration of time.

JD: Hey, how's it going. Sorry I can't stay, I've got to be awake at 6 o'clock tomorrow.
Regis: There's nothing wrong with "staying short"/"going short"/"short tripping".

You go to a bar with the intent of being there only to be seen, have one drink, see someone that is conveniently available and GTFO (get the f**k out) as soon as possible.

by JD Hall October 28, 2007

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