Dick weed

Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.

Damn this dick weed is fine.

by 6ix9ine699669 November 30, 2018

weed

Something you yell in the middle of class when its quiet in attempt to be funny

weed!!!!!!!!

by gaglie boyi September 23, 2019

WEED

The OG way of going to heven and hell

Once whesly said"you want some weed"

by Demon slayer 661 November 1, 2018

Weed Eater

Someone who is always high as fuck, even when they’re not smoking weed.

Lucia: Did you see Mark? He’s such a weed eater
Jasmine: I know you did not just reference something from Veggietales
Lucia: No you dumb bitch, a weed eater so someone who is always stoned
Jasmine: Ahh I gotcha now

by flamboyanceannoyance January 29, 2021

Weed

the answer to all in this fucked up world of ours

chris smoked some weed and started having a full body orgasm

by stay fried January 19, 2021

Dee-weed

When you've had a sneaky joint and need to get rid of the smell by washing your hands, face and spraying deodorant all over yourself.

Paddy: "Need a sneaky J, look out for me dude"
Dan: 'No worries dude, just remember to dee-weed after"
Paddy: "Always do bro, we got any pizza left?"

by Drunken Bars June 16, 2020

slut weed

Mistletoe.

Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.

by Winfield P December 9, 2008