vagina jam

Vagina jam is to a woman as smegma is to a man

Ew Krstina! You have been free balling all day, your shorts are going to be filled with vagina jam!

by Krstina Poop December 23, 2013

Vagina stretch

When you fuck dat v so hard that you can fit your whole leg inside of it

I have Brittney a nice vagina stretch

by PBI69420 March 18, 2020

Verdansk Vaginas

Warzone players who become so terrified of being shot at in an FPS game that they put themselves in time-out in some random bedroom, or fly out to bum-fuck-egypt in a chopper, rather than... Get this... Use their weapon in a Call of Duty game. Can also be found crouched in a bush, laying at the top of a zipline or stairset, or behind a crate in a storage shed.

Teammate 1: "I'm 20 minutes into this match and I've seen 2 people"

Teammate 2: "This lobby must be filled with some real Verdansk Vaginas"

by DCShred96 November 27, 2020

yogurt vagina

When you put cold yogurt on a spoon and shove it inside a woman's vagina.

Ex. "She was moaning so loud when I gave her the yogurt vagina!"

by TheSilentStalker July 7, 2016

Poo Vagina

When a woman wipes back to front to expose her genitals to fecal matter, so when a man goes down expecting a fish fillet he’ll only to come up with a sloppy joe.

That woman’s poo vagina smells like shit.

by Mystical_Voodoo April 25, 2021

Vagina Sisters

Two friends that are so close their menstrual cycles become in sync.

Girl 1: "Stephanie has been hanging around Erica a lot lately.. You don't think they're vagina sisters yet... do you?"
Girl 2: "I can't tell.. But I think I'd have to say so."

by Kawaiikittypop September 11, 2014

vagina sprinkles

it’s vagina hair

i was shaving my vagina sprinkles the other day

by akapretty7 May 6, 2020