Uncle

The one person I don't want to like me. Yet the only one who does. Also destroyed my asshole at night. So if your my uncle.... Please apologize and pay for my therapy...

My uncle fucked me and my brother last night

by CandyFoxx April 13, 2019

Uncle Dave

He probably touched me.

"Did Uncle Dave touch you?"

"Maybe.."

by Diddler May 28, 2022

uncle sandwich

an uncle sandwich is where you fart in a man’s mouth and give birth at the same time resulting in an uncle sandwich

yo did you see that uncle sandwich? that was wack!

by casdandracancaan December 9, 2022

double-cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

great-uncle

Grandparent's brother.

great-uncle.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Uncle Colon

Otherwise known as colin, "aka colon " a shifty character that is turdy at times.

Quick its uncle colon,..meow meow.. its uncle...

by chicken likka September 27, 2023

The Uncle Larry

4 shots of rhy splash of Pepsi

When your down in the dumps and nothings going right, just make and The Uncle Larry and everything will be alright!

by The Uncle Larry August 9, 2015