Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga

Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.

by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020

Turtle Farm

To crap in a sink and fill it with water

Someone started a Turtle Farm in the sink at McDonalds

by JoeyAboney March 24, 2021

operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources

guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!

by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024

blowtorch my turtle

To cover her back with cum as she is curled in a ball on the ground hiding her head and limbs.

I really want Jimmy and his friends to blowtorch my turtle after we are done with the gang bang.

by GoldenDragonaire April 18, 2018

Turtled

When your about to have sex and your dick gets soft due to nerves, akin to a turtle going into its shell.

I was about to smash, but she makes me so nervous that I turtled.

by Roadren March 3, 2023

turtle-nappin’

the act of stealing a live turtle.

disambiguation.
*not to be confused with “turtle napping”. (click here for images of sleeping turtles.)

Ricky: “arrested?! oh no, on what charges??”

Bobby: “felony turtle-nappin’.” (the act of stealing a live turtle)

by ryqloud March 6, 2024

chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate

I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle

by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016