Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
by Turtledick Eqsquire March 27, 2025
Get the Turtle Dickmug. Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
Get the turtle beefmug. GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE GISELLE
by Adan Chi November 10, 2018
Get the TURTLEmug. A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold
by Oassis__ May 9, 2019
Get the Turtle with a 12 packmug. Thomas: Yo mate, me and Charlie are going to be roasting the turtle, want to join in?
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
Ron: Hell ya dude, let get a hit of that dank.
by kingoflimbs August 3, 2012
Get the roasting the turtlemug. 
I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude
Best turtle of my life dude
by mad.child October 23, 2018
Get the Turtlemug.